You pack your horn in a viola case? / 你把号装在中提琴盒子里？
Yep. Theft protection. / 是啊，可以防盗的。
（关于中提琴的笑话不少，貌似中提琴是最不受待见的乐器，没有人想要。）
作者杰弗瑞·科诺(Jeffrey Curnow)，坦普尔大学(Temple University)获得学士学位，后任纽黑文交响乐团(New Haven Symphony Orchestra)首席小号手，并加入纽约小号乐团(New York Trumpet Ensemble)。1987年，加入帝国铜管五重奏(Empire Brass Quintet)巡演，1995年任达拉斯交响乐团(Dallas Symphony Orchestra)首席小号，2003年加入科蒂斯音乐学院(Curtis Institute of Music)任教。他还经常给国际小号协会(ITG - International Trumpet Guild)创作有关小号的漫画。
Jeffrey Curnow
Chamber Music (Brass)
Jeffrey Curnow, associate principal trumpet of the Philadelphia Orchestra, graduated with a Bachelor of Music degree from Temple University, where he was a student of Seymour Rosenfeld. Soon after, he was appointed principal trumpet of the New Haven Symphony Orchestra and joined the New York Trumpet Ensemble. In 1987 Mr. Curnow left New Haven to record and tour as a member of the internationally renowned Empire Brass Quintet. In 1995 he was appointed principal trumpet of the Dallas Symphony Orchestra.
He is well established as an educator, clinician, adjudicator, arranger, and producer and has taught at the universities of Connecticut, Scranton, and Boston; Tanglewood Institute; and the Royal Academy of Music in London.
Mr. Curnow joined the faculty of the Curtis Institute of Music in 2003.
信息来源：
Curnow Cartoons
https://www.facebook.com/pages/category/Artist/Curnow-Cartoons-992819850845290/
Jeffrey Curnow
https://www.curtis.edu/academics/faculty/jeffrey-curnow/
